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Raising a family is like living with a pack of wolves. kids are like a rabid dogs with gentle hearts I see myself as the leader of this pack. Need interviews throughout Shar How is it being the oldest? What are your goals.on life? Whats it like looking at nudes all day? Shy How is it being a mom? Pryce Why do.you still drink.from the milk carton? Does your wife punish you for that? What are your goals.on life? Why are you so grumpy in the mornings? El Where do.you.fit into the family? What are your goals in lofe? Jaden Where do you fit into the family? What do you want to be when you grow up? What you do have to say about minecraft? And now the story of the not so wealthy family and the one Christmas letter whichm kept them all together... it's the Daily Herald. Beginning credits Arrested Development music Opening scene outside of house Narrator it was November already , the santa ana winds were blowing something fierce. Rob sr. was hastily striving to get ideas for the yearly letter. The yearly.christmas letter was a mainstay in the herr household, and.each year much thought went in.to.it, but it was still.thrown.together at the last minute. Walking.up to.house Inside house Jen sitting at the computer "I hate this..." Rob "what's that?" Jen "just... peoples posts..." Rob " ya they're the worst" Jen - have you finished the Christmas letter yet? Rob - no I'm completely out of ideas.... Jen - well, I can't think about that right now, i e got.to get.ready.for.work. Nar Jennifer was working seasonaly directing the elite hollywood stars and rich folk of the LA scene. Cut to vid of TD J - why not do something.with a "walking dead" theme? Cut to.clip of wd R - that might be abit dark. Rob walking.down the hall towards shars Interior of shars room Shar huddled in bed with the dogs all around Nar- This is Sharlean the oldest, she runs a successful dog sitting.service, Theres poster in background of dd and russian words Rob - hey shar i need some ideas for the yearly letter, were running out of time. Shar - " I can't think about that right now " ive got to.get ready for my life drawing class. R - isnt this like your third ld class? S - its my fourth... R - just cant get enough of watching naked people. S - nude. Its art. If i wanted to watch naked people id just watch you.running around the house all.day R - yaya Shy and kev pull up in car and get out. Shy- hi mom Mom is on driveway Mom- Dad needs some ideas.for the yearly letter Kevy- how about shy dressing up as a boy, nah too late. S - you told.me to vet this hair cut... Narrator- Shyann and Kevy moved from their house in downtown Mesa Arizona (Show Arrested Development house) They brought thing 1 and thing 2 with them (Show Vid of karly and bam running) Shy - " I can't think about that right now ive vot to get karly to dance class" Narrator Price Michael the eldest boy married Vanessa and movde into the back of the flat Price fixing motorcycle with Vanessa standing by in nurses uniform Vanessa what's wrong with it now? P It's running on 3 cylinders V how many does it need P it's like a heart needs all for chambers Z so it's having a heart attack? Awww so it needs something like a pacemaker? (pats the gas tank with her hand like a puppy) Trebor was dropped off at the MTC Video of drop off In April Trevor left to serve a full-time Mission Hill South Carolina But is still able to communicate via Skype Show Skype vid So im doing a video this year for the yearly letter, and am going to do some of it scripted heres your part so far; Eliel will call him "child number 5" besides not being a morning person (show photo of.el in the morning) he and his friends formed a band and play punk music at local establishments (show photo of band with "we demand to be taken seriously" poster) El is talking to jaden in the livingroom El- jaden turn that down J- its barely even on El- put some headphones on then el puts headphones on El- i can still hear it J puts headphones on and El goes back.to computer Rob andmom and kevy and shy enter Noise level increases Later el is playing guitar in the garage- El- you were looking for ideas.for the christmas letter? Rob- Ya im trying to finish it quick El - why not make a movie about trying to put it together? Rob- nah, but maybe a webisode... " I can't think about that right now " (im.thinking this can be the "catch phrase" throughout the video) What do you think? Need to add some dialog for you Jaden playing with LEGOs Before and after w glasses Star Wars kid Helio in garage playing guitar Khalil why not do a movie about trying to put a letter together? Rob nah, maybe a webisode And credits Bootleg Brigade playing the office theme Narrator: uncredited Camera: rob and el Cast Rob sr. Rob Jen Shar Kevy shy karly bordyn Pryce michael pryce vanessa Eliel Jaden